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Diamonds and Rubies and Pearls, oh my!

January 29, 2007

Did you know that I have a friend in the diamond ruby pearl sapphire business? Well I do. Tom Shane says so. And they are really afforable. And if someone should run over them with a car, they’ll replace it, for free. And even though I know that they are located “one half mile east of I-25 on Arapahoe road,” I know that they are also “Off I-5 and I-405 in the Alderwood Mall.” And they’re open on weekends. And online.

I can’t hide from you, Tom Shane and your reasonably-priced jewelry. But can you do me one favor? Send me a dashing young man who will buy it for me?


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